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Epic of Dumpster Squirrel and Cool Dinosaur!!
by: Buddy D., Grade: 6+


Well, Dumpster Squirrel had very sharp teeth and the mange. Cool Dinosaur had no teeth (as we learned from this website) and no hair to get the mange (also from this website). But Cool Dinosaur didn't need hair because things were a lot hotter then, but he did need teeth because Dumpster Squirrel bit him hard, right in the face! So much blood! While Dumpster Squirrel was hissing from the telephone wire (which didn't exist at this time in our great Earth's history) he started freaking out because of the hot weather. It's not like he had much hair left thanks to the mange. But he was a baby (or he at least pretended to be so you'd think he was weak then he'd attack) and Cool Dinosaur was crying from the bites. And he walked home but turned back and was mad. So he hit Dumpster Squirrel with his claw and Dumpster Squirrel runned away crying into his dumpster in the alley behind Trader Joe's and well, Cool Dinosaur followed him and called him a huge baby. Dumpster Squirrel said I'm not a baby I'm a squirrel and I'm more evolved because I have teeth and you don't want me to have to bite your face again. And Cool Dinosaur said ok and Dumpster Squirrel said whatever and then they were friends and found some old lettuce and frozen taquitos that weren't frozen anymore but they ate them nonetheless.
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