1.Make sure that their money often disappears...

2.Always eat the last bowl of cereal.

3.Give them a big kiss after eating hot peppers.

4.Everything is ''their fault.'' (Including global warming.)

5. Always hold on to that embarrassing picture of them in their diapers.

6. Make sure to ask if they got their homework done in front of your parents.

7. Don’t return anything you borrow of theirs.

8. Make sure they are reminded daily of their grades.

9. Say 'no' before they even finish asking something.

10. And most importantly. Scare them regularly.