Alien Goons From Somewhere Else
By: Jimmy M.
Michigan, Age 15
Once upon a time there was a mean kid who was having trouble with ordinary people. What others liked about him was his coolness, and he was fun to hang out with. The questions that people asked were, why did he backstabbed people? and why was he labeled a trouble maker? One day he came up to a group of peers and asked if they wanted to go skating around the park. They replied,''We'll try to make it.'' After talking to Jason, they went home and ate dinner at 5:30 P.M. By the time they were all done eating it was 6:05 P.M. The kids realized it was late, so they grabbed their skateboards and headed to the park. When they got to the park Jason, the trouble maker, said that Rick had hit him. The group went over to Rick and asked him why he had hit Jason. Rick said, ''I didn't hit Jason, he fell down a hill and hit his head on a rock.'' All of a sudden Jason's head started to expand right where the bump was. Everybody in the park started screaming and running. Rick and his friends went to their fort in the woods and armed themselves to do battle with Jason, unbeknownst to them, an alien goon. The group now in the park meeting Jason, whose head was the size of a blimp. They realized that the only way to defeat Jason, was to shoot him with purple paintballs. The avengers went to their homes and hurried back to the park. Good thing he was still there, waiting. With percision they aimed at the alien goon's head, it was a direct hit. About 3-4 seconds later his head exploded with blue goo all over the town. The warriors were all covered, but happy that the evil one was gone. Later that day the kids started to clean up the mess. Around 7:30 P.M. they finished cleaning and went shopping at the mall. They saw at the entrance of the mall, another giant alien goon. The giant alien goon was standing at the top of the mall! They all looked at each other and said,''Not again.''