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Hello and welcome to George and Harold's World, where we are SERIOUS about having FUN! |
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Here are some jokes that will make you laugh until you SNORT! |
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How do
you make a tissue dance? |
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Put a
little boogie in it. |
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What nationality
are you when you go to the bathroom? |
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European. |
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What does
lightning wear beneath its clothes? |
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Thunderwear. |
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If you
had fifty bananas in one hand, and twenty-five gallons
of ice cream in the other, what would you have? |
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Really
big hands. |
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Water
Shooter (the colder the water, the better!) |
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Whoopee
Cushion (good for sofa cushions, bus seats, and
church pews) |
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Water
Balloons (can also be filled with jello or vegetable
oil) |
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Skateboard
or Scooter (for quick getaways) |
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Fake Doggy
Doo-Doo (good for sidewalks, pools, and sandboxes) |
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Black
Pepper (for making people sneeze) |
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Bubbles
(so much fun!) |
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For more fun-filled activities,
be sure to pick up the Captain Underpants Crunchy Book of Fun from
your local library or bookstore. And visit the mastermind himself, Dav Pilkey,
at his website www.pilkey.com!
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