Detectives, I'm glad you're here. This morning, the town bus driver, Suzie Skatemore, never showed up to work. No one could get anywhere, and the town of Point Logos came to a grinding halt!
I knew just where to find Suzie, so I headed straight for the Skate Palace. You see, Suzie loves to roller-skate more than anything in the world, and last night the new super-high-powered "Rocket Skates" were shipped to the Skate Palace. I was sure Suzie had been waiting there all night for her chance to try them out.
When I walked into the Skate Palace, all I could see of Suzie was a blur of wheels and a giant grin zooming around and around the rink. I waited for her to whiz by me and yelled, "Suzie, the town needs you! You have to come back and drive the bus!"
"Sorry, Math Maven, I couldn't help myself," she yelled as she sped by me again. On her next time around, she called, "I just had to try these new rocket skates!" As she whipped by me again, she shouted, "I'll be back on my bus route as soon as my skate rental time is up!"