"Thank you, Stoney. Well, the police have not
yet been able to target a suspect because there are
conflicting eyewitness reports. With me here are two
witnesses, Hall of Fame director Barbara Bandshell
and tour guide Loretta Linedance. Barbara, did you
see suspicious characters during the day?"
"Sure as sugar!" replied Ms. Bandshell, staring into the camera. "This afternoon, a suspicious-looking
man entered the museum wearing a cowboy hat, dark,
round sunglasses, and a long, curly beard. He joined
the tour to see the Hall of Fame diamonds, so I thought
Loretta would keep an eye on him."
"But I didn't see a man like that," piped up Loretta Linedance. "When our group entered
the Diamond Room, I could not find the gentleman with
the cowboy hat. But I did see a man wearing a baseball
cap, triangular sunglasses, and a short mustache standing
right beside the diamonds. I didn't suspect anything,
because he was real nice. He even tipped his hat and
said, 'Howdy, Ma'am.'" Then Ms. Linedance lowered
her voice. "But as we were leaving the room,
I turned back and noticed the diamonds were gone."
"Strangely, police interviews with security guards
reveal yet another suspect," the reporter continued.
"They remember a man with a sailor hat, dark,
square sunglasses, and a long, curly beard. Nashville
Chief of Police, Billy Jay Cyprus, asks anyone with
information to contact the police department immediately.
Stoney, back to you."